Science is bunk, too!

Remember, now, true believers: you've gotta keep sucking up stuff like this, or you won't get more of this....

But ya gotta love the honesty. I mean, Clarey would have to consider himself a "scum bucket parasite" for having received a taxpayer subsidized higher education. But he's an honest guy so he always makes sure to show you, he doesn't really have what you'd consider an "education."

And still more Euripedes...

Now, over here at the Clareywatch we know nothin' about "Dave Thompson" other than that he lets "Captain Capitalism" Aaron Clarey sit in for him a lot, and is much admired by same, from which we feel it's safe to conclude, Thompson is a ridiculous, boneheaded troglodyte.

A-and.....yep. Guess you can tell a lot about guys from their associates after all.

A useful litmus test

Need to know if you're a pathetic, repulsive, subhuman cretin? Easy as pie!

Does this woman move you to compassion, or contempt?

Guess which side the Klever Klarey Krew comes down on!

For chemists only...

We're engaged in energetic internal debate as to which of these people is the second stupidest. I'm betting, no-ozone-hole guy. But from a strictly technical standpoint, the guy with "IR causes electronic excitation of carbonyl pi bond which is easily coupled into kinetic energy modes" is pretty off-the-charts, so I admit it's close.

Why do I believe in human-activity-caused global warming?
One third because of the freakishly smart people who are trying to convince me of it. Two-thirds because of the utter cretins arguing against.

Ask Karnak the Magnificent

Pathetic Insignificant Little Man Aaron Clarey has been awing himself with his ability to predict the actions of Hugo Chavez. Well, that's nothing, I tell you, nothing. 'Cause here at the ClareyWatch we made this statement about just how repulsive Clarey's views on, well, trying to be a decent human being are. And months later, he comes up with this and this. That first one's almost verbatim!

We'll be spending the rest of the afternoon moving pencils with our minds, thank you very much. There is no spoon, there is no spoon, there is no spoon...

Like Shaq, except short, talentless, and stupid!

In honor of Chinese New Year it's probably time to point readers to this little piece of brilliance (PDF). NBA stardom, look out for Aaron Clarey!