Friday, June 30, 2006

How does this happen?

Sometimes I get asked, hey, enough with the parody here. Nobody agrues that posts about how Latinos are wife-beaters, or how a positive image of blacks helps the socialist agenda, are stone-cold racist. But (they ask), how does a racist like Aaron Clarey, become a public figure, with a radio show and everything? I mean, people are basically decent, and nobody supports that kind of statement. So, what gives?

Basically Aaron Clarey's trick is, he uses the old dodge of, sure I use the racist stuff for money and publicity, but, I'm no racist deep in my heart. And while that doesn't pass the common sense test since it's still doing harm to the minorities, Aaron still goes to sleep saying, hey, I said that Latino Americans were woman-abusers, but it's not like I called anyone a "spic" or a "nigger." So I'm good!

But let's look at some of Aaron's writings which aren't, ostensibly, on race, and see how his attitude bleeds through. Consider this one on the French student riots. Aaron shows a picture of rioters attacking a passerby during the student riots against a new French labor law. He captions it, noting that in France, "black people will kick the piss out of your door to door salesmen as long as he's white." It is revealing of Aaron's assumptions, and way of seeing the world, that he sees the photo that way; I suspect, following the link, your conlcusion will be different.

Let's pick a couple more. In this post Aaron first replies to a commenter, calling him -- although neither the commenter's sexual orientation nor nationality are known --- a "gay little Indian." It is again revealing where Aaron leaps for insults.

Lastly, there's this gem, which we have mined before. Here, Aaron links to a sad story about an 11-year old heavily smoking girl, who became pregnant on a drunken night out with friends.

What's funny here is, he titles the post "This is not Africa!" and bemoans "deteriorating standards in the West" and cultural diversity. Now, scietifically this makes little sense (since girls in poor countries tend to reach physical puberty later than in the West). And socially it makes little sense either: the fates of young girls in the developing world can be awful but the absence of parenting and the late nights out drinking and smoking with the guys would appear to be a Western problem, no?

But for Aaron, the world isn't like that: he likes in a primitive, crude world where racial "others" are somehow inherently bad as these posts suggest: he fears the hatred of the minority (seeing black-on-white violence as his filter), he jumps there for insult ("gay, Indian"), and he sees the racial "other" as the metaphor for all depraved or licentious behavior ("this is not Africa!")

These might be interesting things to discuss with him on his radio show!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Just thinkin'...

Y'know, I often think this, but, it really comes back to you the day after you find out that a Specialist was gunned down in an incident where two Privates, First Class were kidnapped, tortured, and killed, their bodies mutilated, as they set about the business of serving the country to the best of their ability:

What kind of contempt for the military and cluelessness about their sacrifices, does it take for some nutjob to award himself the title "Captain?"

Just wondering.

Oh, hey, let's not forget this post from Aaron about the "sexually inadequate and thus overcompensating men of Islam." Gotta keep nailing that racist language.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Oh, and hey

We'll be all fun and games again soon. When I get time I'm going to compile some old treasures on women's understanding of economics. So hang in there, ladies!

Bring it!

Friends of this blog tell me, Aaron is thinking of getting serious about quieting it. I love the idea. I can't think of any way of discussing what this blog has been parodizing without certain writings by little Mr. Clarey becoming public.

Like ones saying that the "MSM" conceals the extent of crimes committed by blacks, because somehow a more negative image of blacks would "hurt the socialist agenda."

Or ones wondering why women pursue Latino Americans, who are known wife abusers.

Or ones about how religious Americans should stay the hell out of social venues.

Or ones about Katrina refugees, or gays, or....

Well, let's just say stories like "local man seeks legal protection to make bigoted speech sort-of anonymously" fulfill this weblog's mission much better than the weblog does, and I'm glad Aaron wants to do our work for us. This seems like one of those things where you lose, win or lose -- and it won't be win. Even someone who knows Aaron quite well has written that his weblog is racist.

After all, it's speech from slime like Aaron that force the next generation to deal with the problems that have plagued ours, and we have an obligation to deal with minor hassles in order to lift that burden from them. So let's hope he goes for it.

But, you wonder, surely even Aaron isn't stupid enough to publicly out himself as a racist, is he? Well, maybe not. But remember, he gets stupider when he gets angry: and right now, he's angry.

So, listen up, Aaron: I'm laughing at you, you pathetic little man. I think the idea that you want to scare me by threatening to out yourself, is frickin' hilarious! So pick up the phone, and bring it.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Refooting

A friend of this blog has infromed us that, well, it's causing some distess. On the other hand, it has gotten a lot of hate speech pulled off the internet. And, well, it seems like people who use racist speech, ought to be aware it might catch up with them.

Never fear! We'll continue to keep those lins here, we'll just retread a little to make it clear that we're, well, keeping pointers to them here on the Internet.

For example, here's Aaron's post suggesting that gay men don't look manly.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Friday, June 16, 2006

Come ask Aaron in person about those posts!

Don't forget, Aaron's radio program is tomorrow AM 1500 1-3PM Central Standard and can be heard at www.am1500.com.

Call during the show at 1-877-615-1500 and ask him about how Latino men abuse women, or about the criminal tendencies of blacks, or the patheticness of the religious, or how Katrina victims and the poor are usless lardasses, or anything else you want!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Hey, and screw all you religious people too!

Dont forget to go and read Aaron's thoughts on the religious -- not, mind you "extremists," but just the religious --- because it might help encourage some of you idiots to stay out of the social scene, and home in the nunnery where you belong.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Keeping the choir in tune

Notice how Aaron keeps fooling the stupid on his weblog. Recently he published this post, showing how the estate tax spiked during the great depression as a percentage of federal receipts.

Notice how Frank and doinkicarus stupidly share the idea that somehow the estate tax is caused by or causing the Depression -- in violation of what any reasonable economist will say --- and he leads them on in the comments. Nice, huh?

But now look at total federal receipts --- say, here. Notice how low they go during the Depression! So in 1936 -- about where that "spike" is in the estate tax data --- federal receipts are about a tenth what they are in the late '40's --- but the estate tax fraction was actually down about three times. You'd expect some rise of course, since the estate tax is going to have a kind of wealth hysteresis and also because during the Depression a lot of the mechamisms used to avoid the estate tax became less attractive.

And that, boys and girls, is how you keep the sheep in tune! That's why Aaron's the Captain.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Feminists = unattractive to men

Man, Aaron's endless plethora of romatic difficulties just reminds me of this old post, where he pointed out that the women's liberation movement has made girls "not nice anymore." Get with it, chicks!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Ha! Love Aaron's stupid readers!

One of the great things about the Captain Capitalism blog is it gets the stupidest right-wingers -- after all, smart ones can read real economists like Greg Mankiw. But they're foot soldires -- useful idiots --- so Aaron has to keep them in line, and it's easy 'cause they're stupid.

Consider today's post on global warming. Now, there's not many things Aaron knows less about than economics, but geophysics is definitely one of them! And frankly he's got not a clue whether you should be lookin' at Greenland or Swaziland or Queens, man: it's all the same to Aaron. But that's OK; the readers are dumb so he can snow them. He does that first by referencing data at a proprietary site, so the sheep won't go anyway. Note that in defiance of the site's request, he doesn't cite the data: that's OK, plagiarism is Aaron's bag. But that means the readers can't see the obvious: that basically, the data end 100 years ago!

Hilarious, huh? Almost the entire industrial revolution except fot the tippy bit at the right hand side -- that upward inflection -- is neatly cut out! He can show irrelevant data and the losers go away convinced (which is pretty much his trick anyway).

Then he throws in a snakry bit about the Earth's four billion year history (oh, so it's hot, huh? What about when it was molten? What about that, smart boy? and the sheep know what to bleat. Just like they bleat in code about blacks and stuff! Simple!

Monday, June 05, 2006

"Behind the scenes" action!

By the way, you all might not appreciate what a hard thing it is to maintain Captain Capitalism. Aaron has to delete out a lot of unwanted commenters who question his wisdom - not just the ones you know about! For example, "ricardo juan" got put on the neg list for questioning his assertion that Ronald Reagan was a Keynesian! Deleting that stuff wholesale is a much easier way to win the argument than asking somebody what a Keynesian is, and it keeps the blog pure.

Try it yourself to watch the complex filtering process in action!

Quantum entanglement phenomenon!

Hey, some people have observed that a lot of Captain Capitalism posts which really challeged the conventional wisdom regarding blacks, Latinos, Asians and Katrina victims which were referenced on this blog, got deleted off of Captain Capitalism, and they think Aaron deleted them. I can't believe that that's true; those posts were deleted entirely coincidentally because of an unusual quantum entanglement phenomenon I can't explain here.

You must believe me because of course if Aaron deleted those posts it would mean that he thought they were racist and not merely convention-defying, and so something he wouldn't want tied to his name and face. And if that were true, why, he'd be the lowest, most repulsive form of human: someone who indulges in speech that will help impair the next generation of America's minorities and hurt the country when it lines his pocket and gets him yes-men, but quickly hides the evidence linking it to him. And, given how damaging unthinking racism is to the country and the world, you might have to rethink what he told you about, just who is quite like a terrorist.

And it gets worse! You might have to rethink some things about his commenters, so quick to pour abundant vitriol on anything that smells vaguely of European socialism, but happily able to let those racist comments go. Especially those oh-so-bright ecnomics college boys, just clever enough to point out that they know the kind of speech they're reading, but studiously looking the other way rather than call it what it is, so they can keep discussing theory.

And I wouldn't want those misconceptions. So rest assured: Aaron never deleted anything, it's all a quantum entanglement dealie. After all you can still find other posts attacking the conventional wisdom, like this one where he points out that the bottom 60% of income earners are "greedy scum bucket parasites," since after all your moral worth correlates with your income. Believe me, I know a few of them! So, don't worry about the quantum thing. Heck, feel free to call Aaron's radio show any time to ask about those posts.

On an unrelated subject, did you know blacks and Latinos way dispropotionately make up the bottom 60% of income earners? Of course you'll never hear from the pathetic leftist MSM that blacks are poor; it might stall the socialist agenda.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Big time!

Wow, that's a lot of hits today, guys! I'm flattered. Don't forget to check out Captain Capitalism, although when Aaron has any particularly special posts like those daring, convential-wosdom fighting, anti-Communist ones about minorities I'll be sure to let you know about them here!