Got some jerk kid in your neighborhood with a taste for destruction or vandalism and no sense how it might impact others?
Well rest assured that "Captain Capitalism" Aaron Clarey is pretty sure that vandal's a Muslim (PDF).
And if you don't agree with this bigotry it's because you have a sissy name!
Such a sissy probably doesn't appreciate the brilliance of observing, just before Lincoln's 200th, that we decided our election to "assuage white guilt." (PDF)
And by the way, just before Valentine's, let's remember that Aaron's still a good source of relationship advice. So remember, ladies, if your boyfriend or husband asks you to do something degrading or unpleasant, just remember that these "chores" are part of the relationship (PDF). What a man!
