How do you know it was Native Americans that stole your car???!!!!Pretty presumptuous on your part!
to which the Pathetic Ignorant Little Man answered, gracefully,
Uh, because the cops recovered it on an Indian reservation.
No, i just surmised it must be a group of Indian kids because that's the mood I was in.
Any other stupid questions?
And, hey, that does clear it up! Because there's no chance that, say, some white kids that stole a car and are wondering where to go with it, might not want to go where they've heard they can buy smokes and sixes for cheap, and where there aren't so many cops on the ground. No, it's much more likely that whoever stole the PILM's car drove straight home with it, that being of course the whole point of a joyride, and having the additional benefit of letting people know who stole the car, which can help if they're particularly thick radio-host-types.
So rest assured, it's NOT some odious little man making a characteristically racist assumption and then broadcasting it as true from his soapbox.
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