Monday, December 04, 2006

History is Bunk!

Once again, you can be educated by this post, in which Aaron Clarey, explaining why "real dictators are ALWAYS on the left," gives the amazing, previously undiscovered fact that
Hitler was a socialist. That's why they called it the National SOCIALIST Party.

I mean, who knew? Other amazing facts you can glean from the Clarey Method:
  • The People's Republic of China is a Republic run by the People.
  • Franco, Pinochet, Tsar Nicholas - all leftists!
  • East Germany was the democratic one.
  • Surprisingly, the Republic Of China also governs China.
  • The Democratic Republic of the Congo is a democratic republic.
  • The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is ... well, you know.
  • Great Britain is just great!
  • "Power drinks" are not just for weenies, in fact they do "give you wings."
Incidentally, there seems to be some question about how Aaron Clarey became "Captain Capitalism." Going theory here: frequently dropped on the head as an infant, combined with just unbelievable contempt for people who earn the title "Captain."

UPDATE: Wow, the laughs keep coming! Aaron responds to an operative from Team Clareywatch, questioning the intelligence of labelling the Nazis as leftists, with
But the nationalization of industry by the Nazi's would kind of make them live up to their political name's namesake.

Brilliant! Always stupider than you think possible. History is, it seems, bunk.

UPDATE UPDATE: Some of our usually kind supportive emailers from out there in cyberspace are expressing doubt that even Aaron is this stupid, despite lots of previous evidence. C'mon, guys, you could go look yourselves! But alright, just because I love you even when you're lazy farts, here's the PDF.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: No I'm not going to PDF it, but, the comments have continued and gotten weirder. And ya gotta think: given all the comments Aaron blocks, man, it's weird what he lets through. Enjoy, all - down the rabbit hole.

2 comments:

Ducktownbusty said...

Yeah, and you know what else? Hitler, Goebbels and Goering all voted for Kerry in 2004. So did Vlasov - against orders! He will be hung, of course. Only Paulus sees the light.

Ducktownbusty said...

Hey, that's right, Crapman! And don't miss this post where I point out that when Keith Ellison misses a reception where the President is present, saying, "It wasn’t even a close call…Maybe one day I'll get to meet the president. He's the president, and I respect him in his role as the president, but I have exceedingly sharp differences with him on a policy level." -- well, as I say, "Translated, what he said was, 'As a Muslim, I choose to disrespect America’s highest elected official, and by default the American people that elected him, because of his harse [sic] stance against Muslims, both here and abroad.'"

The untrained mind might not spot the word "Muslim" in the original post. It takes a frequent Clarey blog commenter, cheerleader and radio caller to see it! Yessir, the Clarey target audience is smart!