"Captain Capitalism" Aaron Clarey is shocked, shocked by a picture of putative Islamists carrying a sign praising Hitler and says, "The parallels between Hirohito's crazed Japan and radical islam carry me to the same solution Truman derived."
Brilliant, insightful analysis as ever. But sadly, the world isn't at Aaron's speed. Those damn pinko Commies would never let us give those Muslims what they deserve; if we nuked 'em there'd be a huge ugly international incident. Big diplomatic mess. That candy-ass Kofi would get involved.
Hey, wait! Maybe there's something we could do closer to home! That makes sense, by Aaron's always-impeccable logic, no?
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