A quickie

Hey -- one of our correspondents here at the Watch dragged us over to look at Aaron's latest (PDF). And is going to bug us until we post. So, yeah, three points:

• What the hell is wrong with the word "Alleged?" Does Aaron Clarey know something nobody else does?
• The other bit singled out for special notice is, "We ... urge law enforcement authorities and elected officials to caution against stereotyping entire religious or ethnic groups...." Because of course "Captian Capitlaism" Aaron Clarey knows you've gotta be able to stereotype entire religious or ethnic groups.
  
• "We're Sorry"? That's right, Aaron. If a nominal member of your religious/ethnic group does something wrong, you'd better apologize immediately. Because the whole ethnic group has done something wrong! Everybody knows that! Man, I'm still pissed that the blacks around here haven't all apologized to me personally over that OJ thing!

Now, get off my back, correspondent, I'm busy.

UPDATE: Hee, hee! As is PILM Aaron's tradition when we cotton on to his racist speech here, he has now changed the link repeatedly. But you have the PDF....